Funny Christmas Poems

 Funny Christmas Poems

Poems are always little bit long and it is in deep meaning and some people always prefer to poems on different occasions. Like now Christmas is coming and it is one of the biggest occasions of the year. Now lots of people will prefer to funny Christmas poems and wish to others with their favorite poems. If you need to get best collection of Christmas poems so get through us huge collection of funny Christmas poems and enjoy a lot with your dear ones.

  • I made myself a snowball,
    As perfect as could be,
    I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
    And let it sleep with me.

    I made it some pajamas,
    And a pillow for its head,
    Then last night it ran away,
    But first – it wet the bed!

 

  • I was sitting on Santa’s lap
    And I looked into his eyes
    Santa turned me on that day
    Much to my surprise.

    Warm and sexy
    Soft and pink
    Infatuated I was
    With just an eyewink

    Hurry, hurry next Christmas time
    Relieving me from my mental morass
    Again I will sit on his lap all red
    And ask him ‘could I please have you for Christmas?’

 

  • The best part of Christmas is the holidays,
    So many happy nights and days,
    Santa was laughing at me last time,
    Because I was good back then,
    Let’s see this year,
    What I have in store,
    Oh Christmas a new story to be told!

 

  • Christmas is coming my dear friend,
    With Bringing in lots of joy,
    The music, the galore and so much excitement,
    Just like the sound of toy,
    Santa will give me something this time,
    Which would be all mine,
    Merry Christmas!

 

  • All I want for Christmas is some Prada.
    Not an imitation, just some Prada.
    I told mum that nothing else would do.
    There are loads of designs, so she can have some too.
    I don’t care which ever gifts she gets me.
    Handbags, Shoes, clothes, they’re all the same.
    I can’t wait for Christmas day to come
    ‘Cause all I want for Christmas is some Prada.

 

  • One little star on the top of the tree,
    Two little presents underneath for me,
    Three silver ropes twisted around the tree,
    Four colored lights shining prettily,
    Five shining balls flowing silvery.
    Oh, what a sight for use to see!

 

  • A Naughty Little Poem
    She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘
    ‘Of course not’ answered he
    ‘It’s a very simple process,
    You can rely on me.’

 

  • There once was an elf named Fred
    Whose house was of gingerbread.
    Though tasty, these walls
    dissolved in snowfalls
    And also made crumbs in Fred’s bed.

 

  • So you said you were bad this year.
    Then it’s time to get out of here.
    It’s time for you to go on home,
    so I can get my new garden gnome
    from Santa Claus on this Christmas Day.
    Hurry on, go on, get out of my way!

 

  • Christmas is coming,
    The geese are getting fat,
    Please put a penny
    In the old man’s hat.
    If you haven’t got a penny,
    A ha’penny will do,
    If you haven’t got a ha’penny,
    Then God bless you.
    Christmas is coming,
    The geese are getting fat,
    Please put a penny
    In the old man’s hat.
    If you haven’t got a penny,
    A ha’penny will do,
    If you haven’t got a ha’penny,
    Then God bless you.

 

  • God rest ye merry shoppers
    Let nothing you dismay
    Remember, Sales, our saviours
    Start before the Christmas day
    To save us all from credit’s power
    When we were gone astray
    O tidings of comfort and joy,
    Comfort and joy
    O tidings of comfort and joy

 

  • Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog,
    And here it is Christmas Eve.
    The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs,
    While I’m guardin’ the stockin’s and tree.What’s that now—footsteps on the rooftop?
    Could it be a cat or a mouse?
    Who’s this down the chimney?
    A thief with a beard—
    And a big sack for robbin’ the house?

 

  • There once was a little boy so small
    he liked to make a lot of noise
    And drove his parents up the wall
    With all those kinds of toysSo they wouldn’t let him have a drum
    A whistle or a flute
    They would only give him rubber toys
    The kind you couldn’t toot.

 

  • I made myself a snowball,
    As perfect as could be,
    I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
    And let it sleep with me.I made it some pajamas,
    And a pillow for its head,
    Then last night it ran away,
    But first – it wet the bed!

 

  • A chubby little snowman
    had a carrot nose.
    Along came a bunny,
    and what do you suppose?That hungry little bunny,
    looking for some lunch,
    Grabbed that snowman’s nose,
    Nibble, nibble, crunch!

 

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